Bra Shopping

I had to go bra shopping yesterday because I still had not found a suitable strapless to wear with my Brides Maid Dress for Kathryns wedding. First I went into Silk and Satin. I was meant by a petit maybe A-cup who tried to sell me a padded lift strapless for crazy amounts of money, I tried explaining to this girl, I don't think it would be wise for me to pad my bra or have any lift, My girls are pretty good, they just need a little support.

She continued to say... Well I didn't think I would need any padding either, But it adds so much Shape ( Two thoughts came into my mind here... She is Either calling me shapeless, Or she isn't even an A-cup )

Well I decided, she is the Bra sales girl... so maybe she has some expertise, maybe I am shapeless... I go in, try on the bra, and it folds my boobs to have a horizontal crease across my chest. THIS is NOT the type of cleavage you go for... EW!

I Come out of the change room ( After I put all my clothes back on) and say "This bra doesn't work" She asked if it wasn't supportive enough... And then I said " No ... It makes cleavage go the wrong way... It folded my boobies in half! " She's like... Oh... Maybe you need a larger cup size.

So Now I'm walking into the changeroom with a bra with it's cup size so huge... I now have two perfectly fitting bonnets... I'm thinking to myself, I hope I don't fit into this Bra, Cause if I do, I'm embarrassingly huge" To my relief, it didn't fit either, The added cup size made it too big to stay in place.

I Came out and asked for any other strapless bra's , She said they only have one other model, and none of them are going to have a cup size near what would fit me... In a WHOLE BRA STORE they only have TWO MODELS of strapless bra's ! How retarded! ( Just GREAT! ... why Oh why did I leave my shopping to the last minute? )

Here is where she told me that they sent all their larger sized bras over to La Senza on the other side of the mall, and to go over there and maybe they can help me.

La Senza

I Am approached by another midget with no breasts... how do they keep hiring these people??? I don't think they have any idea on how to fit a bra on anyone who is naturally endowed. Why don't they hire regular sized girls?

I say I am looking for a strapless bra and I was told to come here, because you might have the model I am looking for... She say's " I have just the one!"... and drags me over to the Boob Torture Device I had just tried on.... I Said "NO! I just tried that bra on over at Silk And Satin, They sent me here for your 5 way model cause they only have tiny A and B cups left over there".

She said... In a whispered hush... "Oh, Well the ones for your size... We keep in the back, What colour and size were you looking for ?" ( I didn't think I have a size of chest who's bras need to be censored by the public, and kept at a whispered hush. I think I have a very average sized normal beautiful boobs, Bra shopping is a good way to bring down anyone's confidence; If your not too small than your so large they censor your size from the public eye)

Well anyway they didn't have the colour I was looking for, SO I took a white one, They will call me when they get my colour back in.

I can't believe how complicated buying a bra can be!